Here's a familiar saga for anyone who has buyer's remorse after buying a gun.

Bob goes into the ABC Gun Store on Monday. He inspects a Smuger 500 handgun while the friendly sales clerk effuses at length about how wonderful it is. Exceptional quality!  Most popular! Super accurate! Can't keep 'em on the shelves!  Bob buys the gun, along with 2 boxes of ammo. That afternoon, Bob takes it out to his favorite desert shooting area, and runs two magazines through it.  Bob is not impressed. Not only does it hurt his hand, the gun just does not like the premium hollow point ammo that Bob always uses in his other guns. Worse, Bob can't seem to hit a target the size of Rosie O'Donnell with the bloody thing. He hates it, and regrets his decision to buy it.  On Tuesday, Bob returns to the gun store. The clerk is not so happy to see Bob walk in with the gun.  When Bob asks for a refund, the clerk laughs.  He looks at the 24-hour-old gun with disdain, and tells Bob that it is now just  a used gun, and not worth much. The market is flooded with them, he says. No one wants this model anymore, blah, blah, blah.  The clerk offers Bob 55 percent of what he paid for it yesterday. The sales tax is gone for good, that money now residing in a general fund, soon to be paid out to a 4th generation welfare recipient so she can continue to breed future predators and inmates.  Bob fumes and leaves the store. Bob puts the gun up for auction on Gun Broker  and  finally sells it after six weeks. He still did not get back what he paid for it,  but he retained his dignity and did not submit to the special kama sutra reaming offered by Chuckles the Gun Store Clerk. Why go through this expensive unpleasantness?  Try that gun before you buy it! Use our  exclusive TRY-BUY-QUALIFY ™  service.